Luke Skywalker hat ja bekanntermaßen ungefähr die letzten 20 Jahre an einem ziemlich abgeschiedenen Ort verbracht und ja was hat der eigentlich gemacht?
Zumindest über seine Einsamkeit getwittert.

02.01.2016

Nach EmoKyloRen  ist VeryLonelyLuke der nächste schwergewichtige Star Wars Parodie Account auf Twitter, mit Folgepflicht für Star Wars Fans, die bereits keine Angst mehr vor Spoilern haben.

 

At first I was sad I never got married and had kids. Then I saw Kylo Ren. Now I’m good.

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 2, 2016

I can’t rush out and fight the First Order. I have important Jedi stuff to do. *stares at the ocean for 20 years*

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016

I set up an online dating profile. I listed my location as unknown and my job as hermit. No matches so far. Maybe the Internet is down.

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016

Every morning when I wake up, the first thing I do is count all my friends. Today it was zero. Better luck tomorrow.

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016

I’ll never forget what R2-D2 said when I told him I wanted to be a hermit “Boop beep beep boop” I still laugh every time I think about it

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016

Leia always used to mope about Alderaan. So what if all her friends are dead? Some of us never had friends. I hung out with sand.

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016

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